She collected gun-slingers
First-stringers, dead-ringers
She collected dance hallers
Know-it-all-ers, wreckin'-ball-ers
She had cars, clothes and health
She had looks, spare time and wealth
She collected chain letters
Irish setters, go-getters
She collected show-stoppers
Window-shoppers, name droppers
She had money to pay her fines
I gave her all of my time
I just thought she was just showing affection
But when her carpenter came
To measure me for a frame
I walked right out of her collection
She collected ransacker's
Bushwhackers, nutcrackers
She collected soul sellers
Fortune-tellers, go-to-hell-ers
She had diamonds, pearls and wine
I gave her all of my time